lmao bridge – results

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather…Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. -Keon 106

I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one. -Hannah 604

Donald Trump: Hilary will not be a good president, she is not a good president, she is a BAD president.
Me: I bet you a small loan of a million dollars that she would become the president and “trump” over you. – [ guess who owes someone a million dollars, he he] Ethan Pang 106

“Food served on airplane sucks,” said the Malaysian shark – Keith 506

Doctor: What is your problem?
Patient: Doctor, everyday at 8am I have to shit.
Doctor: How is that a problem?
Patient: *sighs* I wake up at 9. – Harshini 103

Notes: Jokes were carefully selected subject to the taste of one of our calliope editors. please don’t take them too seriously !! after all, it was only a joke :)))))))

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