By Renee
A beautiful exotic Beast
Beloved everywhere
From north to south, from west to east
For their Feathers and their Flair
Their curious minds
And playful manners
Their sweet faces could light up a room
They have talents for learning tricks of all kinds
They can also speak on various matters
They may also spread their wings and zoom!
However once you choose to welcome
These creatures into your life
You may find they are truly fearsome
And soon may come a time of Strife
From dusk to dawn and all day long,
They make profuse demands
Their beaks are poised even during play
To bite if something’s wrong
At times they’ll seem just to not understand
“I HAVE A LIFE, OKAY?”
Yet the owner will always say
I love my little Beelzebub Buddy
He is Perfect in every way
He can be a fuddy-duddy
Or sometimes radically unstable
But he’ll find ways to make me smile
Or else, just—sit there with me
So even when he’s ripping up a cable
He’s just a friend with a lot of Style
As you can see

http://www.trainedparrot.com/Trick_Toys/