Welcome to Cayden’s column! Ask Cayden any burning questions you have via our Instagram page and wait to see his witty replies!
Disclaimer: This column is purely for fun and nothing is meant to be taken too seriously.
| Questions! | Cayden’s insightful responses! |
| In these trying times, where do you think humanity, as a concept, is meandering towards? | Your question contains a lot of assumptions. ‘Meandering’ assumes that we are heading in a direction, however obliquely. However reassuring it may be that we are moving towards a final state, the fact of the matter is that said direction has, in the past 6000 years of organised society, failed to emerge. I can’t answer where we are heading, only where I, personally, am headed, which is to bed, ignoring all of the homework that was due last week. |
| Tell us about the great eating contest of 2021. | I was informed that someone was conducting an eating competition, and that i was invited. There was no entry fee, and the only information I was told was that my sole opponent had previously defeated at least 3 people earlier. The only logical response to being told that someone would pay for your meal in an eating competition where your opponent starts with a full stomach is to agree to it. As a fan of logic and reason, I merely claimed my free lunch. |
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